And now, a word from Lord Rennard....uh, make that 2,625 words

Having been suspended from his party after declining to apologise over sexual harassment claims, former Lib Dem chief executive Lord Rennard has made a statement to the media.

The statement extends to 2,625 words and spreads over four-and-a-half pages of A4 when set at 12pt font size.

Is it any wonder Rennard and his party have a communication problem?  If you want some sympathy Lord Rennard, tell us what we want to know (or at least something in the same ballpark) and give it to us in a form that can be reported and passed on through word of mouth.